Hey world,

I want to be in the Hottest 100 this year. I am tired. I am old. I am sick. If you vote for us, you can have a bit of Dave’s kidney. It will be called Filthy Jack and live in an old Jameson bottle filled with green Listerine.

Does that sound good?

I thought so!!!

HOTTEST 100!!!!!!!!!!

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Vote for us in triple j's Hottest 100!

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